So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
