He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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