...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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