I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
