I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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