got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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