no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my poor anus
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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