I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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