We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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