He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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