I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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