Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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