You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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