tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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