How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have feelings that need drinking.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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