dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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