Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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