5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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