I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
