i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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