He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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