hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't think brook has ever known best
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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