he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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