i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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