Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
sex in a hospital.. check
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
