no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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