So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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