Don't you send me to vm
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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