She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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