just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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