well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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