dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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