Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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