It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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