just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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