So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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