Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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