You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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