Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Everyone says I win the strip club
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
