If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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