I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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