Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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