At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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