I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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