My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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