its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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