How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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