I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bring me that man meat
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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