So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
