You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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