Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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