sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
