At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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